Category: Stupid is as stupid does…
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Golf… How do I love / hate thee…
In the last seven days I’ve broken three clubs. Since coming home to Seattle I’ve broken four clubs. So far every time I’ve gone to the interbay golf course I’ve broken a club. Maybe it’s time to re-examine my golf hobby.
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Bicyclists take note
You’re either a car or a pedestrian, figure your shit out and pick a place to ride. That goes for all of you out there who ride a bike. I know there are some of you who follow the rules and ride where you’re supposed to, but unfortunately there is a minority of cyclists out…
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My goal for the evening
I decided that on the way home I would stop off at the store and buy a bottle of wine, my goal for the evening to get drunk. It’s not like I deserve this or I feel some depression, I just decided to drink myself to sleep this evening. I guess it’s better then what…
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I’m one sad fucker…
I can’t say what I want to say to T and it’s my own damn fault… I want to tell her I like her, but we’re neighbors and I don’t know if I can break the neighbors barrier or the friend barrier. I know I shouldn’t second guess myself with this kind of shit… When…
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And the luck holds
So after my episode yesterday I didn’t think my luck could get worse, well I was wrong! Today instead of eating at the casino buffet yet again we decided to drive to a little Mexican place just outside of town, the food turned out to be excellent as far as Mexican food goes. What didn’t…
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Retarded Monkey…
I am a retarded monkey. Not only did I manage to give myself a mild concussion, but I also cut my head pretty good. How you might ask did I accomplish this astonishing feat of stupidity? I bent down to pick up something from the sidewalk near and hit my head on an electrical box…
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One cannot have religion without humor…
The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks the Pope who he is. The Pope: I am the Pope. St. Peter: Who? There’s no such name in my book. The Pope: I’m the representative of God on Earth. St. Peter: Does God have a representative? He didn’t tell me… The…
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Clutter
Is what’s in my mind right now… I’m going to be able to pay off all my credit card debt and pay for the various monthly bills while I’m traveling for the next three months. Not only that but I’m going to be able to travel for the next three months to Thailand (again) and…
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No means no… Right?
I try to approach life with understanding and forgiveness, but there are moments when my patience wears thin, especially with those who refuse to accept a simple “no.” Recently, I found myself in a rather absurd situation involving golf carts. Yes, golf carts. I never thought I’d be in a position where I’d have to…