Category: Stupid human tricks
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One cannot have religion without humor…
The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks the Pope who he is. The Pope: I am the Pope. St. Peter: Who? There’s no such name in my book. The Pope: I’m the representative of God on Earth. St. Peter: Does God have a representative? He didn’t tell me… The…
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I’d rather be right than nice.
Throughout my life, I’ve been called many things, and not all of them have been flattering. One of my favorite nicknames used to be “Little Hitler,” with “Napoleon” coming in as a close second. However, when an angry individual mentioned they used to call me “Cartman,” I couldn’t help but feel a bit offended. Then,…
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New Apartment!
I’m finally almost done moving into my new place in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle! It’s just the right mix of close to the markets I love and far enough from the city to be peaceful. But let me tell you, getting here was quite the journey. First off, let’s talk about the state of…
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4:00 AM and the train out of Sydney
I had to get up at 4:00 AM to catch my train this morning… I’ve never been a fan of early mornings, but for some reason, 4:00 AM was pretty easy to do. Although I’m not very happy with the train trip this time, at least I don’t have to try and sleep on the…
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Thailand
Well, nobody ever accused me of being the sharpest tool in the shed, but put me with two other numskulls, and we’re almost capable of pulling off a plan. I’m currently jotting this down from an internet café on Samui Island, in Southern Thailand. Since I haven’t been keeping everyone in the loop about my…
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Clutter
Is what’s in my mind right now… I’m going to be able to pay off all my credit card debt and pay for the various monthly bills while I’m traveling for the next three months. Not only that but I’m going to be able to travel for the next three months to Thailand (again) and…
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Dreams
I’ve recently been struck with dreams that I don’t want. I don’t know how better to put it, considering this is a public journal and frankly I’m not going to describe them as they are about a topic I know for a fact I shouldn’t be dreaming about, but I guess I’m just confused about…