Category: Stupid human tricks
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Demon Liquor
Drunk last night… Sending random text messages to people for the most part I sent the wrong messages to quite a few people last night. To show for it I have a wicked hangover that I’m trying to get rid of, I feel like if I move a little to fast I’ll spew… Now I’m…
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Adventure time!
I decided I wanted to see snow earlier in the week… Well there’s plenty of it in the mountains at the moment. The decision to head for the pass was a good one I think, but how it was executed this afternoon, not so much… First the pass is still closed, or was at 3:00…
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Holidays Happiness
Or lack thereof… I was listening to a Blink 182 song this morning about the lack of holiday joy. For some reason I’m lacking in holiday joy this year… I’ve been feeling a little down for the last few days and I really do want to be excited about this time of year, but it’s…
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Why Costco? Why?
As a bored employee today I thought I would cruise past the Costso site to see about some furniture pricing on office chairs and some personal stuff and I came across this link for Costco Funeral services and products… Yes you can buy anything in bulk these days…
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Sunday what a funday
So I asked my neighbor to go shopping this weekend, thinking it would be a fun way to spend a Sunday morning / afternoon. After all it’s the holidays and I like going to the Market this time of year. Well it was a great morning, I got to sleep until 11:30 or so when…
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Home again home again….
Some may know the reference of which the title of this post comes from, and some may not. It’s neither here nor there in the end. All I know is this, I’m in serious like with someone and I don’t know how to deal with it as my last post mentioned. Keep in mind my…
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And the luck holds
So after my episode yesterday I didn’t think my luck could get worse, well I was wrong! Today instead of eating at the casino buffet yet again we decided to drive to a little Mexican place just outside of town, the food turned out to be excellent as far as Mexican food goes. What didn’t…
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Retarded Monkey…
I am a retarded monkey. Not only did I manage to give myself a mild concussion, but I also cut my head pretty good. How you might ask did I accomplish this astonishing feat of stupidity? I bent down to pick up something from the sidewalk near and hit my head on an electrical box…
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New Jude…
Well ok he’s not really new, but he is back from a long hiatus. Angry Jude made a comeback to day in rare form. He got into it with a co-worker today who has finally crossed a line. It took him a good five weeks to get there, but he managed to do it today…
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Home is where the couch is?
I had quite the homecoming adventure during the long weekend. Upon my arrival, I discovered a note on my door from my cousin, who had crashed out in my bed because I was running late. Feeling less than welcome in my own house, I decided to turn the situation around by heading straight to the…